men are hard to please

MEN ARE HARD TO PLEASE!!

the problems with guys:

• if u THREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him.
• if u DON'T, he says u are PROUD.
• if u dress NICELY, he says u are trying to LURE him.
• if u DON'T, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
• if u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN.
• if u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
• if u SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE.
• if he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
• if u DON'T LOVE him, he tries to POCCESS u.
• if u LOVE him, he'll try to LEAVE u. [very true huh?]
• if u DON'T make love with him, he says u DON'T LOVE him.
• if u DO! he says u are CHEAP.
• if u tell him ur PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME.
• if u DON'T, he says that u don't TRUST him.
• if u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him.
• if he SCOLDS u, it because he CARES for u.
• if u BREAK ur PROMISE, u CANNOT be TRUSTED.
• if he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
• if u SMOKE, u are a BAD girl.
• if he SMOKE, he is GENTLEMAN.
• if u do WELL in ur exams, he says it's LUCK.
• if he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
• if u HURT him, u are CRUEL.
• if he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
• SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!